Trial and Error - Top 5 Things Learned This Year:
5. When reading to young children, make sure words like "fertilization" and "sperm" aren't in the book.
4. Sushi still tastes like fish-flavoured jujubes
3. Surfing can sometimes lead to swallowing dirty dirty water. That's as fun as it sounds.
2. Mice are in fact that terrifying close up. Next to where you sleep. Oh god oh god.
1. Cutting your hair to not match your significant other = ridic idea. The relationship might not last as long as you're stuck with cute but infuriatingly short hair. Balls.
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